The Holy Gosh Darn

The Holy Gosh Darn is a funny time-travel adventure game where you play as an angel named Cassiel. You have only six hours to save Heaven from being destroyed.

To do this, you’ll use a special time-travel watch that lets you jump between the past, present, and future. You’ll explore four different worlds: Heaven, Hell, Earth, and Helheim, trying to stop an army of Phantoms from overrunning Heaven, which is where you live.

The key to saving Heaven might lie in a mysterious object called the Holy Gosh Darn, created by God long ago.

As you travel through time, you’ll meet all sorts of strange and funny characters, some even from the Bible. You’ll gather clues and information from one timeline to change things in another.

The game is packed with laugh-out-loud humor, clever puzzles, and ridiculous situations. You’ll even discover silly details like why time travel makes you throw up and why only angels are allowed to swear.

The game has a unique way of telling the story, with events and conversations changing based on your progress through time and space.

You’ll have to move fast, as the ticking clock gives you just six hours to uncover the secrets that will save Heaven. Along the way, you’ll insult 23 Heavenly Elders and encounter a whopping 4,250 dogs—but none of them can be petted!

Created by the same team behind Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle, the game features their signature quirky humor and inventive game design. It’s a mix of action, puzzles, and exploration with a time-travel twist, all wrapped up in a fun, comedic adventure.